Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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