I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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