everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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