just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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