i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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