Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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