So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
did you just send me my own nude
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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