Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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