Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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