He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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