Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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