Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Randomize
