my mouth tastes like poor choices
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
foreskin is a definite game changer
I don't deserve a penis
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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