a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I think a kid would responsible me up
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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