i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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