if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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