Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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