why didn't you poke me back
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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