I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
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I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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