He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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