oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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