And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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