wanna go halves on a baby?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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