Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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