He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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