I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I think people are normalizing furries
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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