Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
