'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I think your dad took our porno
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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