Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
