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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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