I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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