Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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