My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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