Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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