Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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