Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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