Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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