Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
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Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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