ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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