Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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