he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
