is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
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