Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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Oh Jesus.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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