I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Is it because I queefed?
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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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