i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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