The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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