is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
