Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I need moral support for this bender
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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