butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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