Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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