I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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