So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
is that a dick in a sweater?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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