There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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