i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Someone shattered a urinal.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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