That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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