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She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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