Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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